Donald Trump Finally Gets a Jail Cell
Finally, a building fit to bear the Trump name: Lyon County, Nevada
Has freshly dedicated the Donald J. Trump Justice Complex
Which will include courtrooms, the local sheriff’s office, and — notably — a jail
Obviously, not being among the 59,235 residents of Lyon County, Trump himself is unlikely to visit the place anytime soon
He’d probably rather shake 1,000 germy hands than visit such a place
But he really should accept the honor and spend some time inside! He might like it!
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