Donald Trump Finally Gets a Jail Cell

Finally, a building fit to bear the Trump name: Lyon County, Nevada

Has freshly dedicated the Donald J. Trump Justice Complex

Which will include courtrooms, the local sheriff’s office, and — notably — a jail

Obviously, not being among the 59,235 residents of Lyon County, Trump himself is unlikely to visit the place anytime soon

He’d probably rather shake 1,000 germy hands than visit such a place

But he really should accept the honor and spend some time inside! He might like it!

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